Posted by MMMMarcia on February 17, 2001 at 18:26:59:
In Reply to: Re: Initiation Rites posted by Davey Gunn on February 17, 2001 at 05:42:12:
: Aww shucks......
: I thought the "initiation rites" involved a couple red-haired maidens in flowing white robes, secret handshakes, oathes being whispered, and such for the new members to this year's Gathering!
: Davey Gunn
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Red-haired, Schmed-haired! Red, red, red! Red-haired lass, red-haired wench...what the heck is wrong with a couple of ravishing BRUNETTES in flowing white robes??? That's what *I* wanna know! Geeesh!! I'd go down to Bumppo's Tavern for a round or six, but...there's that dang red-haired serving wench runnin' around in her steenking wench blouse!! It's Red this and Red that...it's enough to make us dark-haired gals feel downright BLUE!
Oh, and Davey, Dear...at MY house, initiation rites are NOT conducted by maidens of ANY hair color...it's black-haired studmuffins in loincloths, thankyewveddymuch! If'n *I'M* having the Rites, *I'M* settin' the RULES!!
Now, repeat after me...brunettes is best, brunettes is best...
MMMMarcia