Re: The 2001 Great Mohican Raffle Special Raffle

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: : : Nope.  I like Ros.  Besides, she hangs out with a guy known for getting to the heart of a disagreement.  Nosir.  Not me.  And further more, like YOU haven't been in need of a dousing every since lacrosse came up!!!!!  And I still havent forgotten about that little dress up thing you did on me, but unfortunately I still can't find my .50 cal MG so I shall just have to throw these old pumps at you *whizzzzzzzz* and beat you over the head with this ratty old purse I found in the closet and don't use anymore (goes with NOTHING I have....why is it no matter how you try it is SO hard to coordinate?????)

: : : Bill R

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: : So this is what it's come to...I'm getting beaten up with ACCESSORIES!!!  Geeze, Lew-STEENKING-Weeeze!  I'm not even worthy of a REAL weapon.  Purses, pumps and parasols, yes...knives, warclubs, and other implements of destruction, no.  Hmmmmmmmm...perhaps this is a GOOD thing.  *dusting off purse and shining up pumps*  I do believe these sweet little shoes will just fit my dainty footsies.  And this purse, well it's just the thing to go with my new posh frocks.  I wonder if Bill has any good pearls lying about...or even a bottle or two of bright, springtime nail polish?  I know JUST how to find out...

: : *sticks thumbs in ears & waggles fingers*

: : "Oh, Billlllleeeeeeeeee...nyah, nyah, nyah...ya walks like a sissy and ya looks like one, too!  I spit in your general DI-rection, GirlyMan!!!"

: : *waits for virtual HAILSTORM of accessories to start flying about!*

: Why you lame-o gator baiting steeeenking Floridian.  Why don't you go find a ballot to mis-punch?  unstringing old (imitation) pearls and loading them in Matty Mattel Shootin Shell 45 tommy gun*  You can have what fer!!! Brrrttttttttt!!!!!!!! *double string of pearls rapid firing at high velocity Marcia's way*

: Bill R



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