Re: URGENT! Billy Boy ... Advice Contained Within!

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: : : : : : : : : : : : Here I am, once again, bored in school. I'm counting down...only 95 days until graduation!!! I'm all signed up and ready to go!  I put the checks in the mail yesterday!  I absolutely cannot wait to go! I miss the mountains! These Arkansas flatlands are not pleasing to the eye! Ta ta for now!

: : : : : : : : : : : : Amanda

: : : : : : : : : : : Good morning, Amanda!

: : : : : : : : : : : Don't worry...soon you will be scampering about the mountaintops in a land that is more deeply stirring to your blood than any imaginings could have been!  ;o)  Now, having said that, GET BACK TO YOUR STUDIES, YOUNG LADY!!!  We can't have you blundering around like an "ignorant scooger!!"  (As someone once once thought Alice said!)  *tsk!*  

: : : : : : : : : : : Mighty Mohican Mama HEN Marcia

: : : : : : : : : : Good to see you back Marcia!  I am SO TORN!  Color me discombobulated.  West Wing or East Wing.  West Wing or East Wing?  Power Center or Hoo Haa Center?  Power or Hoo Haa?  I fear I will be shuttling back and forth between the two like some kinda gnomie pendulum.  Though east seems to be getting the nod.  Who could turn down hoo-haa rather than West Wing power?
: : : : : : : : : : Obviously our last President couldnt!  Okay, well, he combined them both.  Hoo haa in the power center.  But I can't do that.
: : : : : : : : : : Besides, Marcia, you aint got NOTHING like those great blue plaid jammies!

: : : : : : : : : : Speaking of which, it is a darn good thing we don't have to make and pay for reservations for all our alter egos and adopted personalities!!!  Of course, if we get TOO into our many individual personalities, our room and board is paid for....BY THE STATE WE RESIDE IN!!!!   Complete with padded walls.

: : : : : : : : : : *mumbling west or east?  west or east?*

: : : : : : : : : : Bill R

: : : : : : : : : Oh Bill, YOU ARE discombobulated! It not the EAST Wing you daft fellow...It's the EASY Wing you refer to. And I have to point out with at least 4 lassies of heavy Scottish lineage in the West Wing, YOU KNOW there is bound to be lots of plaid...um...thingys around! Don't forget that Gadget Girl and Gear Gal will also certainly have ALL the comforts of home dragged across the state behind them. I'd think LONG-G-G and hard on this one before committing (or should I say submitting) one's....ummmm....person to the debaucherous women of Hoo Haa lore!

: : : : : : : : : GG

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: : : : : : : : Okay, okay.....just have to put my two pennyworth in here....Billy, I thought we had this all settled?!  Mamselle Eclair and the Yengeese Strumpet have knocked themselves out getting the boudoir all ready for your arrival.  We have TAY-KEE-LAA and small towels by the cistern for the little gnomelet, mushrooms galore, swiss chaw-co-lats for the Dutch Trader, plaid jammies for myself, we have a LOT of cigarettes, we have real coffee for those early morning starts, we even have those itty-bitty chocolates on the pillows....what more could a man want??!!

: : : : : : : : Huggy...
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: : : : : : : Not to worry, Huggy...he's ALL YOURS!  We, of the West Wing of Power, otherwise known as Mighty Mohican Mama Marcia's Mansion of Madness & Mayhem, have a MAN OF OUR OWN!!  Yep, it's true.  He's signed, paid, and soon to be delivered, and will be taking the only single bed on the premises...so, NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!  You smoking, drinkin', cussin' broads over in the EAST wing have got nothing on us!!!  Hoo-haaaa right back atcha!!!

: : : : : : : MMMM!
: : : : : : : ;o)

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: : : : : : WELL!!  I can see THIS year's Gathering is gonna be one real foo-faw-rah!  It's a dang good thing we rented the whole shebang!!!  I can see there is gonna be a LOTTA hooing and haaaing and down home fun.  Shame on any who will miss this gaw-ron-teeed hilarious, historical, hysterical, hoo rah!

: : : : : : Bill R

: : : : : FUN? You think this is gonna be fun???? While I've been having my own wee-little conversation, stuck between the broom & dust pan over in a lonely corner of Bumppo's, I've been unmercifully thrown out on the street! Yep! Kicked right out of the room I was thinking of staying in for at least a PART of the Gathering! Done in! Brutus lives!

: : : : : That's ok, you're all gonna miss me when I'm gone!

: : : : : BEER! Did I hear someone say BEER? OK, Dutch Trader ... I'm there!

: : : : : As for you, Bill ... Go West, young man!

: : : : Yep, Yep, Yep...You'll be needin' to go west Billy-Boy when you wake up to Rich's 4AM reveille on Thursday morning. And wouldn't you know it, ALL-L-L the achey-breaky head remedies will be in the WEST WING! Oh we'll share all right...there will definitely have to be some bartering for the medicinal wares that Cecelia always has in tow. If you guys need any partying tips, Cecelia, the all-powerful, all-knowing prettiest girl at closin' time will surely be moppin' up the floor with you Hoo Haa wannabes. Just when you think you've exploded into euphoric Hoo Haa Heaven, we lasses from the "Best are in the West" will show you how it's done!

: : : : Yeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaa!

: : : : GG, GG, and Red

: : : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

: : : Oooh, and me, Diana!!  AND ME!!  You can't live in the land o' the 'water of life' and not know something about headaches - and THEIR CURES, of course!

: : : Yep, there is the 'House of Hoo Haa' with their flauntin' and carousin' and then there's the Mansion of Madness and Mayhem, with a soupcon of 'mystery' but DEFINITE eclat!!  AND, more importantly, the headache remedies to boot!!  You know what they say - 'life's about choices', guys!!  :o)

: : : 'Let them eat cake', girls!! :o)
: : : Kate

: : Yippeeee! Yes, and you too Kate dear, as all of us marvelous, magical, magnetic, maidens of the Mansion of Madness and Mayhem and MistyMates. We can manuever right through all this malevolent malicious malarky those Hoo Haa Hussies hurl at us, huh honey? We can surely panegyrize a pure panorama of plaid pandemonium of pajama party plentitude! What say you all to a plaid-pajama-party play-off come June, eh?

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: : Miss-with-a-mission,
: : GG

: Bill ...

: Forget West, young man. Head East!



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