Re: Wait Just A Gosh Darned Minute!

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Posted by MohicanLand Defense Attorney on February 07, 2001 at 11:45:03:

In Reply to: I Have Seen the Face of War Before... posted by MMMMarcia on February 07, 2001 at 10:29:14:

: ...but NEVER did it look like THIS!!! (And you guys thought he only dresses this way on Halloween???)

: MMMM

It has been brought to our office's attention that one of MohicanLand's very finest & esteemed citizens has been the victim of a most horrendous defamation of character scam, perhaps the most vicious this beautiful land has ever seen.

While it may be true that he, on occasion, is a cross-dresser, never ... I REPEAT ... NEVER, has a single bird nested in his hair. Oh sure, a louse or two, but never fowl!

We present before you, ladies &, ahem, gentlemen of the jury Exhibits A & B ...

Exhibit A (ABOVE) ... caught unawares, in their natural habitat, a cold, damp basement, RichFed at band rehersal. (note the bare feet)

Exhibit B (BELOW) ... a slightly different configuration, but RichFed, everpresent, shows off his MANLY attire in one of Long Island's EXCLUSIVE night clubs!

Proof positive. We rest our case. Any further incidents along this line will be considered malicious and charges WILL be leveled ... Can-tuck-ee Victoria (or, a rather pitiful stand-in!)

Mr. RichFed, you have friends in VERY high places!


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