Posted by Billygnome on February 06, 2001 at 16:54:48:
In Reply to: Re: I'm ready to go! BUT WHERE!! posted by The Huggy Merchant on February 06, 2001 at 15:38:53:
: : : : : Here I am, once again, bored in school. I'm counting down...only 95 days until graduation!!! I'm all signed up and ready to go! I put the checks in the mail yesterday! I absolutely cannot wait to go! I miss the mountains! These Arkansas flatlands are not pleasing to the eye! Ta ta for now!
: : : : : Amanda
: : : : Good morning, Amanda!
: : : : Don't worry...soon you will be scampering about the mountaintops in a land that is more deeply stirring to your blood than any imaginings could have been! ;o) Now, having said that, GET BACK TO YOUR STUDIES, YOUNG LADY!!! We can't have you blundering around like an "ignorant scooger!!" (As someone once once thought Alice said!) *tsk!*
: : : : Mighty Mohican Mama HEN Marcia
: : : Good to see you back Marcia! I am SO TORN! Color me discombobulated. West Wing or East Wing. West Wing or East Wing? Power Center or Hoo Haa Center? Power or Hoo Haa? I fear I will be shuttling back and forth between the two like some kinda gnomie pendulum. Though east seems to be getting the nod. Who could turn down hoo-haa rather than West Wing power?
: : : Obviously our last President couldnt! Okay, well, he combined them both. Hoo haa in the power center. But I can't do that.
: : : Besides, Marcia, you aint got NOTHING like those great blue plaid jammies!
: : : Speaking of which, it is a darn good thing we don't have to make and pay for reservations for all our alter egos and adopted personalities!!! Of course, if we get TOO into our many individual personalities, our room and board is paid for....BY THE STATE WE RESIDE IN!!!! Complete with padded walls.
: : : *mumbling west or east? west or east?*
: : : Bill R
: : Oh Bill, YOU ARE discombobulated! It not the EAST Wing you daft fellow...It's the EASY Wing you refer to. And I have to point out with at least 4 lassies of heavy Scottish lineage in the West Wing, YOU KNOW there is bound to be lots of plaid...um...thingys around! Don't forget that Gadget Girl and Gear Gal will also certainly have ALL the comforts of home dragged across the state behind them. I'd think LONG-G-G and hard on this one before committing (or should I say submitting) one's....ummmm....person to the debaucherous women of Hoo Haa lore!
: : GG
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: Okay, okay.....just have to put my two pennyworth in here....Billy, I thought we had this all settled?! Mamselle Eclair and the Yengeese Strumpet have knocked themselves out getting the boudoir all ready for your arrival. We have TAY-KEE-LAA and small towels by the cistern for the little gnomelet, mushrooms galore, swiss chaw-co-lats for the Dutch Trader, plaid jammies for myself, we have a LOT of cigarettes, we have real coffee for those early morning starts, we even have those itty-bitty chocolates on the pillows....what more could a man want??!!
: Huggy...
Oh Huggy, I KNEW you were a dear. All those years running Mohicanland's House of Hoo Haa has certainly given you a clue to a man's (er, gnome's) heart. It was the cigarettes that did it! Well okay, maybe it was the chocolates....or the mushrooms....no, no it musta been the Tay-kee-la!! Well, okay, maybe it was the plaid jammies. Yeah, it was those famous plaid jammies.
Gotta tell you though, it is HARD as HELL to decide between all you wonderful Mohicanland ladies. You are ALL such a hoot and all such dears. Well, there is maybe ONE Mohicanland lady who kinda bites - you know who I mean - that evil, smelly, cackling, twisted twit of a nitwit Doc Mary. But the rest of you are the souls of kindness, real beauties to stir any man's blood, and every one of you has a sense of humor that would force a guffaw outta the mouth of the sternest Buckingham guard.
Don't know as I would be calling that lonesome, hard, solitary, restrictive COUCH a boudoir though! That's stretching things just a tad!
Billygnome