Posted by GnomeDome on January 31, 2001 at 16:05:55:
In Reply to: Re: Teaching the MacWilliam Lads the Computer! Hah!! posted by Sassy Soothsayer on January 31, 2001 at 15:11:58:
: Not to worry, Druncle Mark! I, Sassy Soothsayer, will be at your beck and call in this time of extreme need. If'n ye can't teach these boys the ins and outs of mousies and keyboards, just have 'em put their names (or their marks) on an old scrap of parchment ye have layin' about the place & send 'em on down to my cousin, MMMMarcia in Florida...along with the coin of the realm, doncha know. (No steenking wampum or brandy for her!) She'll see to it that there's a place for each and everyone o' yer cronies at Mohicanland Central. We'll have you all there if I have to fly ye in on Ol' Purple myownself!
: Yers Enchantingly,
: Sassy
: (Motto: Still Sassy After All These Years!)
Oh God, you are NOT gonna drag out that ratty old purple monstrosity you call a carpet again and ruin the blue ambience of the sky are you? I think I'd rather be abducted by aliens than have a purple carpet sighting. A close encounter with one of Miss MMMMMarcia's gators would be preferable.
GnomeDome