Re: The Ghost Of Magua?

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Posted by gnomeDome on January 15, 2001 at 22:22:47:

In Reply to: Re: The Ghost Of Magua? posted by Tiger on January 15, 2001 at 20:35:19:

: : : : : Reduced to a mere shadow of his former self ... eating RABBIT hearts!

: : : :
: : : : *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!* *THUD!!!!*

: : : : (Miss Marcia faints dead away!!)

: : :
: : : Was this really a....(shudder)...BUNNY heart? Please say it ain't so...
: : : christina

: :
: : I agree, much better it should be a DOG's heart!!! nyuk nyuk.

: : signed Fluffy Felinus

: Dear Flffy Felinus

: ps i APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPELLING MISTAKES, IF ANY. SEE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER I TRIEED TO TYPE ALL ON M,Y OWN WITHOUT MAMA PLACING MY PAWS ON THE KEYBOARD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INDULHGGENCE.
: I salute you, fellow feline. However, I happen to love dogs, too. In fact, my best friend is a dog (Mama Vita), no pun intended.
: So, please retract your post re. permission to Magua to be able to eat Dog's Heart. I mean, you did not exactly give your permission, but Magua, cannibal that he is, will take the smallest most innocent comment re. carnivous delight, as a greenlight to indulge.
: I say; let' EM EAT CAKE!

: yOUR OBEDIENT AND ADORING (iN CASE YOU ARE OF THE FEMININE KINd)
: pURR-fRIEND,
: tiger o'donnelly

Dear Tiger O'Donnelly,

My, what can I say to this? My whole feline world is shattered.
Are there REALLY cats like you out there. My word, it is enough to make you gag! Oh, no, wait.......HHHHHRRRAAAACCKKK!!! false alarm, was just a furball . There, better.

What comes to mind with your rather simpering traitorous thought there regarding dogs, is one particular scene in Galaxy Quest (your master DOES let you watch TV right?). You know the scene I am talking about. It is when the science officer and the alien realize that, species being no barrier, they have the hots for each other. The soon-to-be-security officer (presently just a hitchhiking fan/extra) views this clutch of the two of them kissing, complete with the alien's true form emerging in tentacles etc....
and says.....rightly......EEWWWWWWWW!!! OH! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!

Same thought here, Tiger. EWWWWW. Dog for friends. THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!

Said with the same revulsion.

Fluffy Felinus


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