Re: Green Parrot Soup

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: : : : : : *humming to tune of Campbell's Soup song*

: : : : : : hmmm hhhmm mmm mmm.....Green Parrot Soup.  Green Parrot Soup!
: : : : : : All the little gnomes love GREEN PARROT SOUP!!!!

: : : : : : GnomeDome
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: : : : See there GnomieBaby, there will be enough Green Parrot Soup for EVERYBODY in no time flat!!!

: : : : Di

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: : : *ARRRRK!!  SQUAWWWWK!!!  SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!*

: : : Basil, here, screeching to you from the Sunny South...lissen up, Gadget Girl!!  My youngun's are still in the SHELL, and YOU'RE wantin' to serve them up as Gnomie Soup du Jour???  SCRAAAACK!!  ACKACKACK!!  I don't THEEEEENK so, GG!!  It'll be a COLD day in Mohicanland before *I* fly back north with MY brood!!  Er...umm...you say it IS a cold day in Mohicanland??  Well, let me rephrase that in a language you are SARTAIN to comprehend...ready?...SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!  Not comin' north, not comin' north!  Wouldn't be prudent, not gunna DO it!  Basil wants the sun.  Squark!  SUN, sun, sun...Basil wants the SUN!  No soup, no soup!  SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!

: : : Clear it up any???

: : : Basil a/k/a World's Smartest Green & Red Parrot

: : Now now Basil.  I would NEVER engage in a practice SO barbaric as to eat your newly hatched young!!!  And I certainly don't have the patience to WAIT until they have some meat on their bones.  Nope.  Much better to leave em in their shells and use them for Egg Drop Green Parrot Soup!!!!!

: : GnomeDome
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: *SHRIEEEEEEEK!!!  SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!*

: (Bright green feathers flying everywhere, as a green & red whirlwind flies round and round the palm trees, flapping & screeching, flapping & screeching......)

: SQUARRRRRRRRRK!!!!  Call the troops!  Call the guards!  Alert the media!!!  CALL THE PARROT POLICE!!!!  ARRRRRRRRRK!!!  Gnomie's a babybirdiekiller, Gnomie's a babybirdiekiller!!!  No birdie's safe, safe, safe, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!  No birdie's safe!!  SHRIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!  SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!

: *Moral:  Never mention the words "egg" and "drop" in the same sentence when speaking to a critter of the BIRD persuasion!*


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