Re: A Dog's Life - Hector RSVPs an invitation

Posted by Hector on January 10, 2001 at 17:55:17:

In Reply to: Re: A Dog's Life posted by JayBee on January 09, 2001 at 13:43:39:

: : mutter mutter mutter

: : Here I been waiting near a week for She to get back. She promises me a good bone and some water-and-ale from Bumppo's Tavern, burrows off through the snow, and never comes back. The fire's out, the bearskin has fleas, and the dried venison jerky that's left is NOT to my taste!

: : mutter mutter snuffle

: : Mebbe I ought to get myself up to Miss Marcia's. She's always good for some food and sympathy. Almost too weak to crawl through the woods and up on her veranda. But then, that's always good for a little extra beef stew and a soft bed. Hope she doesn't have that consarned bird Basil visiting her like she did last Summer. Don't think I can cope with that loud-mouth bird, hungry or not. Ah, the days when we knew the time honored recipe for Green Parrot Soup.

: : snuffle snuffle scratchscratchscratch! damn bearskin!

: : Okay, here I come, Miss Marcia, ready or not.

: : Hector

: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

: Hey Hector,

: You sweet thing. If Miss Marcia's not home, you can always come to my cabin. I've got some venison stew simmering over the fire and I think I have a cup or two of Bummpo's ale in the larder. (That's if Miss Huggy didn't finish off the last of it.) I've even got a nice soft sheepskin rug you can snuggle up to in front of the fire. So you mind now, if Miss Marcia's not home, just come on over for a little TLC (I'll even scratch behind those big soft ears of yours.) Oh and Hector, I don't have any noisy Parrots to bother you. Mind you, I do have Merlin. You remember him don't you..he's that Bobcat kitten I adopted sometime back. He's not small anymore and pretty much comes and goes as he pleases, but I don't think he'll bother you none. Nice kitty.

: Miss JayBee

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BARK BARK BARK BARK

(Wow! This is the life! Right down the hill goes the sled, straight for Miss JayBee's cabin! Slip! Whoosh! Over the river and through the woods to another meal we go! Whoops, headin' right for her parlor winder. . . . .)

CRASH SPLINTER BANG SMASH!!!!!!***@@@!

Follow Ups:

• Re: A Dog's Life - Hector RSVPs an invitation Miss JayBee 10:58:08 1/11/2001 (6)
  • Re: A Dog's Life - Hector RSVPs an invitation Hector 19:28:38 1/11/2001 (5)
    • Re: A Dog's Life - Merlin's Revenge Merlin 20:12:31 1/11/2001 (4)
      • Re: A Dog's Life - Merlin's Revenge Hectpr 19:12:29 1/12/2001 (3)
        • Re: A Dog's Life - Green Parrot Soup? Merlin 10:07:42 1/13/2001 (2)
          • Re: A Dog's Life - Green Parrot Soup? Bent Twigg 13:08:50 1/13/2001 (1)
            • Re: A Dog's Life - Miss JayBee's Hero Miss JayBee 17:40:38 1/13/2001 (0)

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: : : mutter mutter mutter

: : : Here I been waiting near a week for She to get back.  She promises me a good bone and some water-and-ale from Bumppo's Tavern, burrows off through the snow, and never comes back.  The fire's out, the bearskin has fleas, and the dried venison jerky that's left is NOT to my taste!

: : : mutter mutter snuffle

: : : Mebbe I ought to get myself up to Miss Marcia's.  She's always good for some food and sympathy.  Almost too weak to crawl through the woods and up  on her veranda.  But then, that's always good for a little extra beef stew and a soft bed.  Hope she doesn't have that consarned bird Basil visiting her like she did last Summer.  Don't think I can cope with that loud-mouth bird, hungry or not.  Ah, the days when we knew the time honored recipe for Green Parrot Soup.

: : : snuffle snuffle scratchscratchscratch!  damn bearskin!

: : : Okay, here I come, Miss Marcia, ready or not.

: : : Hector

: : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

: : Hey Hector,

: : You sweet thing.  If Miss Marcia's not home, you can always come to my cabin.  I've got some venison stew simmering over the fire and I think I have a cup or two of Bummpo's ale in the larder.  (That's if Miss Huggy didn't finish off the last of it.)  I've even got a nice soft sheepskin rug you can snuggle up to in front of the fire.  So you mind now, if Miss Marcia's not home, just come on over for a little TLC (I'll even scratch behind those big soft ears of yours.) Oh and Hector, I don't have any noisy Parrots to bother you.  Mind you, I do have Merlin.  You remember him don't you..he's that Bobcat kitten I adopted sometime back.  He's not small anymore and pretty much comes and goes as he pleases, but I don't think he'll bother you none.  Nice kitty.

: : Miss JayBee

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: BARK BARK BARK BARK

: (Wow!  This is the life!  Right down the hill goes the sled, straight for Miss JayBee's cabin!  Slip! Whoosh!  Over the river and through the woods to another meal we go!  Whoops, headin' right for her parlor winder. . . . .)

: CRASH  SPLINTER BANG SMASH!!!!!!***@@@!
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