Posted by GnomeDome on January 10, 2001 at 09:57:20:
In Reply to: Re: Thought for the Day posted by Jeri on January 10, 2001 at 06:36:55:
: : : There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.
: : : (Quentin Crisp)
: : hehehehehe, hahahahaha...you know...he's RIGHT!
: : She-Who-Hasn't-Touched-a-Broom-In-YEARS!!
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: Good One Huggy!
: Broom?? What's a broom????
: ..Jeri
From Webster: 2. a bundle of long, stiff fibers or straws (orig. twigs of broom) fastened to a long handle and used for sweeping -vt. to sweep as with a broom.
From the Gnome Book of Tomes: 1. broom - the normal conveyance or vehicle of choice for genus Doctorus Lascivius Maryus. 2. A long handled, straw or twig tipped mallet used by certain degenerate humans with which to beat harmless Gnomes.
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