Re: Bad Times??? I love you, Doci!

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: : Bad times did the Lanky One say? Why wasn't I informed of
: : this before now? Come to the Mohicanland Clinic, poor
: : tormented ones! Doc M can cure broken legs, scramble eggs,
: : empty kegs, fix heads, make beds, mend hearts, throw darts,
: : pluck a goosie, do the Watusi, recite Dylan Thomas, glue a
: : a broken promise, exorcise demons, chew Beemans, heal the wacky,
: : spit tobaccky, sing "Mother Macree", charm the bees, pick
: : the banjo, do the tango...

: : Just hike your bad selves over to the Clinic today!! Special
: : Open House Hours will be in effect all day Sunday! Enjoy
: : the relaxing feeling of being totally free from care as
: : you sit with your hands tied behind you while being fed
: : gruel by a happy Huron! Sing along with Doctor Mary as
: : she teaches you the Mohicanland Clinic Anthems -- "I've
: : Got A Loverly Bunch of Coconuts," and "Yes, You All Are
: : Bananas!" She knows you can't clap in a straight jacket,
: : bless your hearts, so stamp yer feet and whistle! Fun
: : fun fun for the whole family!! Be sure and stop by to
: : see her happy-go-lucky associate, Mr. Magua, for details
: : about the Mohicanland Clinic's E-Z Payment Plan. And what
: : do you care how much it costs?? You're nuts, right???
: : Woo woo!!

: : Doc M
: : "She Cares"

: Dear She Who Cares,

: Loe you, love you, love you.
: Bless you bless you. You and Huggy M, you and Red Haired Lass, you and Brave Seamus He of the Chronicles...
: too bad I have not been able to post. too much typing and old carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up.
: But hey, of course I will take advantage of Happy Go Lucky Magua and your combined E-Z Payment Plan... what's it gonna cost me in the long run, right? I got only one heart, and that's already taken.......,,,,,,,,,
: ;-)
: Vita


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