Bad Times???

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: Bad times did the Lanky One say? Why wasn't I informed of
: this before now? Come to the Mohicanland Clinic, poor
: tormented ones! Doc M can cure broken legs, scramble eggs,
: empty kegs, fix heads, make beds, mend hearts, throw darts,
: pluck a goosie, do the Watusi, recite Dylan Thomas, glue a
: a broken promise, exorcise demons, chew Beemans, heal the wacky,
: spit tobaccky, sing "Mother Macree", charm the bees, pick
: the banjo, do the tango...

: Just hike your bad selves over to the Clinic today!! Special
: Open House Hours will be in effect all day Sunday! Enjoy
: the relaxing feeling of being totally free from care as
: you sit with your hands tied behind you while being fed
: gruel by a happy Huron! Sing along with Doctor Mary as
: she teaches you the Mohicanland Clinic Anthems -- "I've
: Got A Loverly Bunch of Coconuts," and "Yes, You All Are
: Bananas!" She knows you can't clap in a straight jacket,
: bless your hearts, so stamp yer feet and whistle! Fun
: fun fun for the whole family!! Be sure and stop by to
: see her happy-go-lucky associate, Mr. Magua, for details
: about the Mohicanland Clinic's E-Z Payment Plan. And what
: do you care how much it costs?? You're nuts, right???
: Woo woo!!

: Doc M
: "She Cares"


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