Posted by The Towne Crier, back on the Job on October 15, 2000 at 07:35:20:
ring ring RING RING!
COME ONE, COME ALL!
ring ring RING RING RING!
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, AND IN THIS CASE, LATE BUT EVEN BETTER, PAX PAPERS ARE UP AND HOT OFF THE PRESS!
PENNED BY LOTMLAND'S VERY OWN TGAT QUEEN LAINEY, ALSO KNOWN AS TRIPLE A: AUTHOR AWESOME ARTIST & EDITOR ELAINE FEDERICI, PAX PAPERS ARE A MUST READ ON THIS PIVOTAL AUTUMN DAY....
Bumppo's Tavern and The House of Hoohah have prepared steaming hot coffee, tea, teacake, corn squeezin's and good conversation to go along with your reading of the AUTUMN PAX PAPERS!
MAY YOU ALL DO YOUR READING IN LOVE LIGHT AND LAUGHTER...
yOUR HUMBLE AND OBEDIENT SERVANT, THE TOWNE CRIER