Posted by Doc M on October 13, 2000 at 14:16:43:
In Reply to: Re: A Happy Friday Adverse Verse posted by Christina on October 13, 2000 at 13:48:43:
: : : : : The Moon is full
: : : : : It's Friday 13th
: : : : : I need some Gnomeflesh
: : : : : Betwixt my teeth!
: : : : : Now normally
: : : : : Kind Sweet Doctor Mary
: : : : : Eats roots and shoots
: : : : : And woodland berries,
: : : : : But the Moon is full
: : : : : Her blood is up!
: : : : : Run Gnomie run
: : : : : Or on you she'll sup!!
: : : : : *snark! snark! *
: : : : : Doc M
: : : :
: : : : I see Bedlam has allowed you weekend leave again.
: : : : The moon may be full
: : : : but not as much
: : : : as of the Bull
: : : : that you are such.
: : : : And as for gnomeflesh
: : : : between your teeth
: : : : I could say more
: : : : but t'would be beneath
: : : : And as for what on
: : : : which you'll sup
: : : : eat your fill, moron,
: : : : of cow pie with kethcup!
: : : : snort snort
: : : : GnomeDome
: : :
: : : ROFL at yer clever verses...but may I add me own dietary advice...
: : : On this kind of Friday
: : : bad luck doth roame
: : : and it's worst luck tae gnaw
: : : on the fleshe of a gnome!
: : : May I invite ye
: : : instead to come sup
: : : on shortbread an'haggis
: : : an' ale in a cup?
: : : Let the little folk roame
: : : in the glade an' the wood
: : : an' I'll give ye fresh mutton
: : : ye'll find just as good...
: : : fer the little folk help make
: : : Mohicanland right
: : : except when they bathe in me cistern
: : : at night!
: : : yers in verse, red
: : HA! Verra verra gude Red! The gnome and I like it!
: : Bill R
: Thanks, Bill! and might I say that both you and Doc M are quite the bards as well...especially your line "as of the bull that you are such..." I bow in humility...
: Christina
Haggis makes me gag-us, Red!
If I'd eat that I'd soon be dead!
But I will accept your invitation
And tonight ignore the Gnomic Nation.
So over there I'll poot and scooter
And sup upon tay-keel-a shooters!!
Kissy! Kissy!
Doc M