Posted by Bill R on October 13, 2000 at 13:24:58:
In Reply to: Re: A Happy Friday Adverse Verse posted by Red-Haired Lass on October 13, 2000 at 12:44:39:
: : : The Moon is full
: : : It's Friday 13th
: : : I need some Gnomeflesh
: : : Betwixt my teeth!
: : : Now normally
: : : Kind Sweet Doctor Mary
: : : Eats roots and shoots
: : : And woodland berries,
: : : But the Moon is full
: : : Her blood is up!
: : : Run Gnomie run
: : : Or on you she'll sup!!
: : : *snark! snark! *
: : : Doc M
: :
: : I see Bedlam has allowed you weekend leave again.
: : The moon may be full
: : but not as much
: : as of the Bull
: : that you are such.
: : And as for gnomeflesh
: : between your teeth
: : I could say more
: : but t'would be beneath
: : And as for what on
: : which you'll sup
: : eat your fill, moron,
: : of cow pie with kethcup!
: : snort snort
: : GnomeDome
:
: ROFL at yer clever verses...but may I add me own dietary advice...
: On this kind of Friday
: bad luck doth roame
: and it's worst luck tae gnaw
: on the fleshe of a gnome!
: May I invite ye
: instead to come sup
: on shortbread an'haggis
: an' ale in a cup?
: Let the little folk roame
: in the glade an' the wood
: an' I'll give ye fresh mutton
: ye'll find just as good...
: fer the little folk help make
: Mohicanland right
: except when they bathe in me cistern
: at night!
: yers in verse, red
HA! Verra verra gude Red! The gnome and I like it!
Bill R