Re: A Happy Friday Adverse Verse

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Posted by Red-Haired Lass on October 13, 2000 at 12:44:39:

In Reply to: Re: A Happy Friday Adverse Verse posted by GnomeDome on October 13, 2000 at 10:20:53:

: : The Moon is full
: : It's Friday 13th
: : I need some Gnomeflesh
: : Betwixt my teeth!

: : Now normally
: : Kind Sweet Doctor Mary
: : Eats roots and shoots
: : And woodland berries,

: : But the Moon is full
: : Her blood is up!
: : Run Gnomie run
: : Or on you she'll sup!!

: : *snark! snark! *

: : Doc M

:
: I see Bedlam has allowed you weekend leave again.

: The moon may be full
: but not as much
: as of the Bull
: that you are such.

: And as for gnomeflesh
: between your teeth
: I could say more
: but t'would be beneath

: And as for what on
: which you'll sup
: eat your fill, moron,
: of cow pie with kethcup!

: snort snort
: GnomeDome


ROFL at yer clever verses...but may I add me own dietary advice...
On this kind of Friday
bad luck doth roame
and it's worst luck tae gnaw
on the fleshe of a gnome!

May I invite ye
instead to come sup
on shortbread an'haggis
an' ale in a cup?

Let the little folk roame
in the glade an' the wood
an' I'll give ye fresh mutton
ye'll find just as good...

fer the little folk help make
Mohicanland right
except when they bathe in me cistern
at night!

yers in verse, red


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