Posted by GnomeDome on October 04, 2000 at 13:06:24:
In Reply to: Re: Enough! Doc M and TGAT are ... posted by Doc M on October 04, 2000 at 12:12:06:
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: : : : : Well, I must say fer one of the few times in my stay here I'm ashamed of ye all! Who amongst ye endorses GNOME hunts, might I be askin'? Have I entered into an area where there's no respect for the little people? Now, yer Wench is mighty happy about the call fer more mayhem an'craziness around here since even the SWEETEST Scottish lass starts gettin' tired of bein' nice an' sweet hour after hour. I was almost beginnin' to think all those Embrace Your Inner Magua classes I'd been takin' on Wednesday nights were goin' ta wear off. But I must say, if ye be proposin' a hunt of any sort o'wee folk I must protest! Where I was raised the little folk are much valued. They make great spies, accordin' to me warrior Uncle Hamish, an' me Leprechaun friends are amongst the best hooohaaaa guests ye'll ever be havin! Now tell me, Doc M, do ye be huntin' the poor little men in green as well, I'll have to tell 'em to call off the "Sure An'Begorra It's October, It Is" hoohaaa they was plannin' to help us throw at Bumppo's this weekend! And what is this about gnome butter? if it's butter ye be needin', Aunt Winnie's is the best this side of Can-Tuck-ee. Or I could always have some Special Scottishe Body Butter sent to yer cabin if that's what ye be needin. Just ask and it'll be granted...
: : : : : yers in love for the little folk an' exotic skin care regimens,
: : : : : Red
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: : : : HA! Right! What Red says! *gives Doc M the gnome salute*
: : : : So there! *looks up at Red haired lass and purrs*
: : : : Gnomedome
: : : Suddenly, I find myself humming a certain Randy Newman song.... :))
: : : Ilse
: : Ilse,
: : Okay, I am admittedly lyrically and musically challenged. What Randy Newman song would that be?
: : GnomeDome
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: Sure, and 'tis the same tune I used to hum to me sainted
: (and vertically challenged) mother:
: Short people got no reason
: Short people got no reason
: Short people got no reason
: To live.
: They got little hands
: And little eyes
: And they walk around
: Tellin' great big lies
: They got little noses
: And tiny little teeth
: They wear platform shoes
: On their nasty little feet.
: Well, I don't want no Short People
: Don't want no Short People
: Don't want no Short People
: Round here.
: They got little baby legs
: And they stand so low
: You got to pick 'em up
: Just to say hello!
: They got little cars
: That go beep, beep, beep
: They got little voices
: Goin' peep, peep, peep
: They got grubby little fingers
: And dirty little minds
: They're going to get you
: Every time
: Well, I don't want no Short People (etc. etc.)
: A real classic, dontcha think?
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doc M
Oh for crying out loud. You do come out of the woodwork at the most inopportune times, don't you? What was that old Arabic curse now.....how did that go....Ah! May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your crotch.
Hey, your big day (or night) is coming.....got your broom all shined up? Why don't you go scare some little children or something?
GnomeDome