Posted by Doc M on October 04, 2000 at 12:12:06:
In Reply to: Re: Enough! Doc M and TGAT are ... posted by GnomeDome on October 04, 2000 at 11:14:28:
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: : : : Well, I must say fer one of the few times in my stay here I'm ashamed of ye all! Who amongst ye endorses GNOME hunts, might I be askin'? Have I entered into an area where there's no respect for the little people? Now, yer Wench is mighty happy about the call fer more mayhem an'craziness around here since even the SWEETEST Scottish lass starts gettin' tired of bein' nice an' sweet hour after hour. I was almost beginnin' to think all those Embrace Your Inner Magua classes I'd been takin' on Wednesday nights were goin' ta wear off. But I must say, if ye be proposin' a hunt of any sort o'wee folk I must protest! Where I was raised the little folk are much valued. They make great spies, accordin' to me warrior Uncle Hamish, an' me Leprechaun friends are amongst the best hooohaaaa guests ye'll ever be havin! Now tell me, Doc M, do ye be huntin' the poor little men in green as well, I'll have to tell 'em to call off the "Sure An'Begorra It's October, It Is" hoohaaa they was plannin' to help us throw at Bumppo's this weekend! And what is this about gnome butter? if it's butter ye be needin', Aunt Winnie's is the best this side of Can-Tuck-ee. Or I could always have some Special Scottishe Body Butter sent to yer cabin if that's what ye be needin. Just ask and it'll be granted...
: : : : yers in love for the little folk an' exotic skin care regimens,
: : : : Red
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: : : HA! Right! What Red says! *gives Doc M the gnome salute*
: : : So there! *looks up at Red haired lass and purrs*
: : : Gnomedome
: : Suddenly, I find myself humming a certain Randy Newman song.... :))
: : Ilse
: Ilse,
: Okay, I am admittedly lyrically and musically challenged. What Randy Newman song would that be?
: GnomeDome
Sure, and 'tis the same tune I used to hum to me sainted
(and vertically challenged) mother:
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live.
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here.
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello!
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're going to get you
Every time
Well, I don't want no Short People (etc. etc.)
A real classic, dontcha think?
Kiss! Kiss!
Doc M