Posted by GnomeDome on October 03, 2000 at 16:37:12:
In Reply to: Re: Enough! Doc M and TGAT are ... posted by Doc M on October 03, 2000 at 14:12:16:
: : We're melting!!!!!!!! All the mushy lovey-dovey high fives; the gushy romance novelette penned by Seamus (and we thought you were a loyal subject of bloody war!); nurseries & proposals; crapola appreciation; smiles & happy faces; 'thanks for sharing' sharing ... They'll be NO taming of the shrews, we promise you THAT!
: : Anyway, we thought we might try this 'sharing' thang, too.
: : For Mohicanland's survival we'll 'share' some secrets, receipts, edicts, banishments, favorite torture methods, war tips, fun things you can do to your pumpkins and uninvited trick or treaters, etc.
: : I mean, hasn't anyone ever wondered what became of Duncan's nicely roasted carcass? {Hey, sache! What's for dinner?) OR why Alexandria was a bit stressed out that Uncas hadn't yet snared a Delaware woman?
: : And I know quite a few of you have wondered what Magua did with Munro's heart but were araid to ask.
: : Yes ... we'll have to start 'sharing.'
: Yeah! What she said!!! Doc M is going into insulin shock
: here!! The moon is waxing, there's a crisp cold snap
: in the air...GNOME HUNT!! GNOME HUNT!!! *tarooo!!! tarooo!!
: arf! arf! arf!*
: Doc M
Gnome hunt my crusty butt!
Why would such a gorgeous, wonderful, thoughtful, witty, intelligent, absolutely fantastic speciman of womanhood want to hunt gnomes, when gnomes are so entranced by your qualities and just want to grin and hug you to death? I mean, after all, we think you are perhaps the most wonderfullest person in Mohicanland, and we know deep down inside you have a big, big heart. *hoping, since she is going into "insulin shock", that this diatribe of sacharin smoochiness will drive the nail into her coffin for good!*
GnomeDome