Posted by Gnomie on September 29, 2000 at 15:45:08:
In Reply to: Smoke Signal to The Gnome posted by She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine on September 29, 2000 at 15:38:59:
: Hey, am I in the doghouse or something? Nobody is answering my emails? Dana, Marcia, Clabert, Adele - what gives?
: : : Bill R
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : Awwwww, honey! I haven't been getting any mails from you! And never fear, if you were ever in the doghouse with me, I would thwack you over the head so hard with my inkpot that you would DEFINITELY know about it!
: : (((HUGGY HUGS)))
: : Adele
:
: Well thank the lordy! That Hector was looking at me like "Don't EVEN think you are crawlin' in here bubba". Besides which, I don't know what She's been feeding him, but phew! Stank!
: Bill R
: Dear Gnome,
: Ye must be thinkin' o' some other doghouse. Hector is here on the Mohawk ahuntin' with me. Besides, Hector LOVES to cuddle up to a warm Gnome in his kennel on a cool Autumn night. Unless somedog else has taken up the trend, Hector is the only dog I know who freshens his doghouse with genuwine Lapin Merde Original Home Fragrance. Anything ye want us to bring back for ye from our Hunt?
: She Who Tracks
MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!! TENDER SUCCULENT MUSHROOMS!!!! Always
appreciated around the gnome-stump. Thanks so much for asking.
Now, about this stinky dog - I COULD have got it wrong. This mangy mutt glaring at me and stinking of elderberries sure isnt anything like the Hector YOU describe. I betcha this mutt belongs to Doc Mary.
Gnomie