Re: Sharing a gift from the Canadian Trader

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: My esteemed TC,

: I must admit that this lovely gift came via smoke signals from our beloved Huggy Merchant.Yep, all across the ocean.hic.

: TC or was it CT???? hic...Oh what-ta-heck! It's me,myself and I..hic..

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: : Hi!

: : This evening, I found this X-Mas gift from the Canadian Trader, at my doorstep. As i opened the package and got very merry sampling it, I discovered that dear old CT had also included the recipe.
: : Well, being a generous soul, I've decided to share the recipe for this delicious, nutritious, and fun-fully delirious gourmet gift, with all my friend and foe at Lotmland!

: : Mmm - nice cake!

: : Vodka Xmas Cake Christmas Cake Ingredients:
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: : 1 cup of water
: : 1 tsp baking soda
: : 1 cup of sugar
: : 1 tsp salt
: : 1 cup of brown sugar
: : lemon juice
: : 4 large eggs
: : nuts
: : 1 bottle Vodka
: : 2 cups of dried fruit

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: :  Sample the vodka to check quality.
: : Take a large bowl, check  the vodka again.
: : To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
: : Repeat.
: : Turn on the electric mixer.
: : Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
: : Add one teaspoon of sugar.
: : Beat again.
: : At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
: : Try another cup.... just in case Turn off  the mixerer.
: : Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
: : Pick fruit off floor.
: : Mix on the turner.
: : If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
: : sdrewscriver.
: : Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
: : Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh!t.
: : Check the vodka.
: : Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
: : Add one table.
: : Add a spoon ofsugar, or somefink.
: : Whatever you can find.
: : Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
: : Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
: : Don't forget to beat off the turner.
: : Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the
: : cat.
: : Fall into bed.

: : CHERRY MISTMAS!

: : 
: : And.... Cheers! Hi Hip Hurrah! CT is a jolly good fellow, CT is a jolly gooooooood fellaaaaaaaa..... which nobody can deny .... nobody can deny.... nobody can deny..... teeeeheeee!!! yi[[[[ppppeeeeeee!


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