Posted by Miss Katie on December 14, 2000 at 21:00:20:
In Reply to: Re: The Gnome posted by Sheriff Bent Twigg on December 14, 2000 at 16:39:48:
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: : Hi Everyone,
: : I'm sure that many of you have noticed - the Gnome hasn't been in Mohicanland for awhile! Well, not being one for leaving things alone when you can 'check 'em out', I decided to visit the toadstool and see what the wee man in the pointy hat was up to!
: : I was welcomed in, given a big mug of freshly brewed coffee and he began his story - he's very busy working on a gun and wants to get it finished. Apparently he has been held up a tad, through making regular 'check ins' to CNN to keep his eye on 'the political situation'. His comments regarding the 'election circus' went something like... no, perhaps not. Apparently, the usual Christmas preparations also hamper his immediate return to the Board.
: : However, he sends his regards and hopes to be back in the not too distant future.
: : It's good to know that our favourite Billygnome and his lady, are alive and well! Here's hoping he 'gets his finger out', gets that gun done and gets back here soon!!
: : Kate.
: Dear Miss Katie,
: Thank you SEW much for giving us information on the whereabouts of the Gnome family. I had been about to send our scouts out in search of them, thinking they had perhaps fallen under a snow drift and disappeared until we should happen across their pointy little red hats with the Spring Thaw. What a relief to know our Gnome will be tromping about, kicking snow with his little pointy boots and keeping Doctor Mary on her pins.
: Now that She Who Tracks has returned to her cabin for the winter and gotten the pile of frozen gifts thawed out and sorted, we are all invited over for a friendly evening by the fire and a hearty dinner on Saturday. Since it is time to elect a new Sheriff for Mohicanland, there will probably be some heated discussion as to candidates, additionally warmed by a jug of spruce and some rum punch from Bumppo's Tavern. I understand The Gnome is being nominated by Miss Gaylee Cooper, and Doc Mary is being put forward by the Hurons.
: Bent Twigg
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Doc Mary for Sheriff?????? OOOh, my gaaaaaaawwwdddd!!!!
(An unbelieving!) Miss Katie