Posted by She Who Tracks on November 16, 2000 at 18:25:00:
In Reply to: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! posted by MMMMarcia on November 15, 2000 at 22:06:15:
: The Gnomes are back, the Gnomes are back!!
: When they were gone, I felt the lack
: Of wee little people in tall red hats,
: Teasing the Doc, or chasing the cats,
: But now it's clear, the Gnomes are here,
: And so I'll give a great big cheer,
: And check Miss Katie's for brand new bedding,
: (Didn't you know? There's been a WEDDING!!)
: A bridal veil of dandelion down,
: And white rose petals for her gown,
: Our Betty Gnome was such a beauty,
: Then there's Billy, that ol' Cutie!
: Moleskin trousers and a teeny red vest,
: No doubt about it, he looked his best!
: Under a mushroom down by the stream,
: In a place made special by the first star's gleam,
: The Gnome & His Lady pledged love undying,
: While in the sky were white doves flying,
: They drank parsnip wine from thimbles small,
: And were hugged and wished the best by all,
: Then off they sailed on the Glimmerglass,
: Just a wee small Gnome with his wee small lass.
: *sigh*
Indian drums carried the message of the Gnome Wedding. Seems I'm always out of town when the GOOD things happen! Have spent the day harvesting George Roadkill moles for a year's wardrobe for the Gnome and dried mushrooms for Mrs. Gnome for soup to last all winter. Only wedding present I could think of. Expect by Whooping Crane Overnight Service.
She Who Tracks