Posted by MMMMarcia on November 14, 2000 at 15:36:41:
If you are getting as frustrated as I am at 6:30 each evening, here's something that might make you smile, courtesy of Prairie Home Companion. Sung to the tune of Undecided Now, it's called...
UNDECIDED!
Well, first they said it’s Gore, but they were wrong,
Then they said it’s Bush, but not for long,
They’re undecided now, so what are they gonna do?
First the map is red, and then it’s blue,
I didn’t go to bed, stayed up past two,
They’re undecided now, so what are they gonna do?
Oh the guys on the news look so puzzled and confused,
And I find myself amused, cause they blew it…
Well, we didn’t have a chance, cause we’re sittin’ on the fence,
We don’t want either one, and we KNEW it!
So if we vote again, it might be wise,
To go out and find two other guys,
We’re undecided now, so what are we gonna do?