Posted by The Huggy Merchant on November 14, 2000 at 04:57:36:
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" was his response.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
— Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
(Lewis Carroll, English Writer & Mathemetician, 1832-1898)