Re: Last of the Mohicans

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: : : : : : : I hope this was not some one we know.....

: : : : : : : Heard on a radio broadcast and sent to Me :

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: : : : : : : There was a man (I don't remember from where) who found out about his wife's 
: : : : : : : extracurricular activities and got very angry about it... he went to WalMart 
: : : : : : : and bought a shotgun, when to the other guy's place of work, and shot him in 
: : : : : : : the groin... while the man was doubled over in obvious pain, he scalped him! 
: : : : : : :   the wife said that her husband was obsessed with The Last of the Mohicans 
: : : : : : : and had watched it like 73 times in the last two months.... and the man was 
: : : : : : : found asleep in his broken down car about 85 miles from home, headed towards 
: : : : : : : Mexico... with the scalp on the antenna....

: : : : : : PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSE don't let Lainey hear about this ... or, Doc Mary either, for that matter!

: : : : : ********

: : : : : Well, all we can say is .......
: : : : : Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
: : : : : Who says movies aren't educational?!
: : : : : The little infidel's lucky our Hawkeye disciple didn't apply 'an eye for an eye' justice.

: : : : : Yours in Truth, Justice, & the Hawkeye-ian Way~

: : : : : Frontier Healers

: : : : Yes indeedy.  It could have been worse.  It could have been that the avenger shot the adulterer in the head and was found flying something ELSE from his antenna!!!

: : : : Bill R

: : : >>>>>>>>>>>>

: : : ROTFL!!  Hey Bill, the same thought occurred to me!!

: : : ..Jeri

: : That makes us BOTH a little warped in humor then Jeri.  In other words, perfect Mohicanland inhabitants


: Yep, in the very worst of circumstances, this could have been an instance of "John Bobbitt meets the Last of the Mohicans..."
: in some cases, being scalped IS the better option...
: yers in sickness,
: Red


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