Posted by Red-Haired Lass on November 03, 2000 at 12:35:04:
In Reply to: Re: Last of the Mohicans posted by Bill R on November 03, 2000 at 12:20:35:
: : : : I hope this was not some one we know.....
: : : : Heard on a radio broadcast and sent to Me :
: : : :
: : : : There was a man (I don't remember from where) who found out about his wife's
: : : : extracurricular activities and got very angry about it... he went to WalMart
: : : : and bought a shotgun, when to the other guy's place of work, and shot him in
: : : : the groin... while the man was doubled over in obvious pain, he scalped him!
: : : : the wife said that her husband was obsessed with The Last of the Mohicans
: : : : and had watched it like 73 times in the last two months.... and the man was
: : : : found asleep in his broken down car about 85 miles from home, headed towards
: : : : Mexico... with the scalp on the antenna....
: : : PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSE don't let Lainey hear about this ... or, Doc Mary either, for that matter!
: : ********
: : Well, all we can say is .......
: : Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
: : Who says movies aren't educational?!
: : The little infidel's lucky our Hawkeye disciple didn't apply 'an eye for an eye' justice.
: : Yours in Truth, Justice, & the Hawkeye-ian Way~
: : Frontier Healers
: Yes indeedy. It could have been worse. It could have been that the avenger shot the adulterer in the head and was found flying something ELSE from his antenna!!!
: Bill R
Seems this fella might have been takin' the mail-order version of the "Discover Your Inner Magua" classes! Now just imagine what this lad could have accomplished had he been sportin' a true Highland Claymoor!
Red