Posted by Red-Haired Lass on September 22, 2000 at 16:13:55:
Since autumn now hae come tae passe,
here's greetins from the Red-Haired Lass!
It's time for evenin's fresh an cool
an time for breechclouts made o'wool!
Time for pumpkins on the vine
an' for cider, sweet an'fine
We've some at Bumppo's, waitin' here,
so come ye all as night draws near...
We've also apples red an'sweet
an' fritters made from woodland meat...
shortbread an' haggis I'll be bringin
an' bawdy songs we'll all be singin...
so come with light an' happy hearts
come for squeezins an' strip darts!
yea, fall in Scotland's mighty grande,
but not close to Mohicanland's!
Here's hopin' ye have a mighty grand season,and I hoep tae be seein' ye all for some grand hoohaa tonight! There's a heapin' crowd o'new trappers I've flushed out of the woods that need some hospitality!
Waitin' in my autumnal best, Red