Re: You Got It, 'She...'! And I ALMOST had it!!

Posted by Miss Marcia on September 15, 2000 at 23:09:50:

In Reply to: You Got It, 'She...'! posted by Kate on September 15, 2000 at 20:39:59:

Dear Miss Katie,

You'll never believe what happened to me today at Mervin's Meretricious Mercantile...I was browsing through the cans and jars, hoping to find a bargain or two...or anything much at all, really, given the current state of the economy, and the scarcity of foodstuffs...when I spied a jar of lovely preserved prunes. I thought it would be just the thing for my Prune-filled BearClaws. (Yes, I know those bears don't give up them claws without a fight, but I always think serving 'em up with some tasty prune filling is so yummy, it's worth the fight!) Anyhoo, I was reachin' for that jar when some NO-GOOD, SHRILL-VOICED HUSSY of a female snuck up behind me, elbowed me outta the way & nipped off with 'em! It happened so fast I didn't even get a LOOK at her! Isn't that the most AWFUL way for a body to do another body? Harrrruuuuuuuumph! I reckon I'll tell Dweebie not to head out looking for a napping bear, as I won't be needin' them claws now. *tsk* And my mouth was just a-waterin' fer 'em, too.

How have YOU been, Dear? I know this hay shortage & price gouging & picket lines & tax raisin' has got you in a snit. Not only is it impossible to get hay for our mounts, but a lady of your occupation must surely count on gettin' them bolts o' fancy fabric in to work with, and I suspect they aren't arriving like they useta. It's just a mess, innit...purely a MESS, I tell ya! Drivin women to shovin' & grabbin', an' all........

I swear, I don't know WHAT Mohicanland is comin' to!!

Would you like to drop by later for a cuppa tea. I've still got some in the cupboard, and should be able to get PLENTY more, cuz I just know that those bloody Yengeese would never go taxin' THAT! They wouldn't dare! And there are still a few huckleberries left from last week's dreadful escapade in the woods...enough to make a berry tart or two for us. Do come over...it would be a treat to sit and visit with you a spell!

Yours Most Graciously,
Miss Marcia

Follow Ups:

• I DID Have It!! Kate 08:46:14 9/16/2000 (6)
  • Re: I DID Have It!! And I Want it BACK! Miss Marcia 11:49:54 9/16/2000 (5)
    • Clouds over Mohicanland Miss Katie 07:19:32 9/17/2000 (0)
    • Re: I DID Have It!! And I Want it BACK! She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine 17:35:18 9/16/2000 (3)
      • Re: I DID Have It!! And a howdy-do to She! Miss Marcia 19:34:01 9/16/2000 (2)
        • Re: I DID Have It!! And a howdy-do to She! She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine 20:38:34 9/16/2000 (1)
          • Re: I DID Have It!! And a howdy-do to She! Miss Marcia 22:33:51 9/16/2000 (0)

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: Dear Miss Katie,

: You'll never believe what happened to me today at Mervin's Meretricious Mercantile...I was browsing through the cans and jars, hoping to find a bargain or two...or anything much at all, really, given the current state of the economy, and the scarcity of foodstuffs...when I spied a jar of lovely preserved prunes.  I thought it would be just the thing for my Prune-filled BearClaws.  (Yes, I know those bears don't give up them claws without a fight, but I always think serving 'em up with some tasty prune filling is so yummy, it's worth the fight!)  Anyhoo, I was reachin' for that jar when some NO-GOOD, SHRILL-VOICED HUSSY of a female snuck up behind me, elbowed me outta the way & nipped off with 'em!  It happened so fast I didn't even get a LOOK at her!  Isn't that the most AWFUL way for a body to do another body?  Harrrruuuuuuuumph!  I reckon I'll tell Dweebie not to head out looking for a napping bear, as I won't be needin' them claws now.  *tsk*  And my mouth was just a-waterin' fer 'em, too.

: How have YOU been, Dear?  I know this hay shortage & price gouging & picket lines & tax raisin' has got you in a snit.  Not only is it impossible to get hay for our mounts, but a lady of your occupation must surely count on gettin' them bolts o' fancy fabric in to work with, and I suspect they aren't arriving like they useta.  It's just a mess, innit...purely a MESS, I tell ya!  Drivin women to shovin' & grabbin', an' all........

: I swear, I don't know WHAT Mohicanland is comin' to!!

: Would you like to drop by later for a cuppa tea.  I've still got some in the cupboard, and should be able to get PLENTY more, cuz I just know that those bloody Yengeese would never go taxin' THAT!  They wouldn't dare!  And there are still a few huckleberries left from last week's dreadful escapade in the woods...enough to make a berry tart or two for us.  Do come over...it would be a treat to sit and visit with you a spell!

: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia


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