Re: Hey Nightsky...somebody said the "L" word!

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: : : : : : Jeri writes:
: : : : : : : "one feather shy of a warbonnet"...LOL!  I gotta remember not to be having a late night munch (ala tea biscuit) when reading some of these posts.  Just about choked this time and made one heck of mess of my lap top screen! Yuk!  Love the breakfast menu, but geez, now you gotta KNOW what I'm gonna be thinking of the next time I watch the movie and it gets to the scenes at the Huron village?  ((grins)).

: : : : : : : ..Jeri (trying to figure out how to clean this !*!* screen)

: : : : : : Dear Jeri

: : : : : : I, Heloise of the Hurons, am here to offer you help and guidance in the way of cleaning tips.  Mohicanland is a dirty place, sartain, and we goodwives are always in need of hints to make our lives a bit easier.  For the occasional dirty bit of glass here or there, well splattered with dried on tea biscuits, I suggest you head for the river!  Find someone who's got nothing better to do on the lake today, & have them build a fire & bring buckets of water.  Get out your handy-dandy bar of Grandma's LyeSoap, & begin scrubbing with a well-worn bit of soft leather...don't even ASK where to get that!  A LOINCLOTH discussion is NOT something Miss Heloise wishes to be involved in.   If you find that the dirt on the aforementioned piece of glass is NOT coming off, you must grab an empty bucket, and move on.  Go TWO LEAGUES...BETTER WATER! 

: : : : : : That should about do it!  Tune in tomorrow when Miss Heloise will be discussing the proper way to re-wattle a hut.

: : : : : : Hearty Hugs,
: : : : : : Heloise 

: : : : : I just used Heloise's tips to clean a few smudges off the old Loincloth radar antenna, since my helper Nightsky is falling down on the job!

: : : : : Heloise, honey, you are just High-sterical!!!
: : : : : Diana S.

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: : : : D:  Was in the garden, but had a certain itch and just knew in my heart the L word had appeared.  But ya know, the peppers just won't wait.  since you're so close, come on over and get some of these things!  they are about to drive me crazy!  red, yellow, and green cover every available surface in my kitchen!  wonder if you could make a loincloth out of sweet peppers?  would be fun trying to get it fitted anyway......NightSky

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: : : Nightsky,

: : : I knew you were a little shall we say, off the beaten trail, but loincloths made outta sweet peppers????  God!  Are you completely nuts?  Even if you could figure out how to make one, try getting any male species anything to WEAR it!  Tell you what - try a jalapeno tampon on for size and THEN talk to me about your great idea.

: : : GnomeDome

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: : GD:   I said SWEET peppers - they don't burn, and to be honest, I'd take them over wool any day.....at least they'd be cool and comforting instead of hot and scratchy!  NS

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: RICH! RICH! Ya SEE why this board needs to go on? Because no where else on earth, ever, in any form of print, anywhere, have I heard ANYWHERE come up with an image like a "jalapeno tampon..." 
: EEEYAAGGGGH. AAARRRGGGH....see, that's vivid! And this is the wonderful board that also gave us the "I'd rather clean toilets with my tongue."
: In linguistic awe,
: Christina


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