Re: Attention Mohicanites of Earth!

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: : : There is nothing wrong with your monitor screen. There is
: : : nothing wrong with your keyboards...except the one owned
: : : by the Earthing Dana which is all goobery. We on the Planet
: : : Venusia have been receiving your transmissions for the past
: : : three of your earth years, and have taken control of them
: : : briefly to kick earthling butt and take names!! The following
: : : will report for duty immediately or your puny planet will
: : : be dust:

: : : Sheriff B. Twigg
: : : The Duck
: : : All the Traders
: : : Ms. Gaylee Cooper
: : : Miss Marcia
: : : Bill and Betty Gnome
: : : Red the Wench
: : : The New Old Crone
: : : Dweebie Day-Lewis
: : : Ricardo and TGATL Federici

: : : and all others new and old...what, you expect Throg to mention
: : : everybody??? Venusians have lives too, you know! Get over
: : : yourselves! THIS BOARD WILL CONTINUE, GOT IT???!!! GOOD!!
: : : The Venusian people want crabby, cantankerous, but lovable
: : : Mohicanites and tales of Mohicanland, and they want them
: : : NOW! Venusians want upbeat! They want funny! They want
: : : topless pictures of Doctor Mary! (Throg can dream, can't
: : : he? *sigh!*) Focus, people, focus! Even now Throg is
: : : pointing the Hideous Venusian Destructor Beam at your
: : : current Presidential Candidates! Whoops! There goes
: : : Pat Buchanan! The Hideous Venusian Destructor Bean has
: : : a hair trigger, and when you have 16 fingers..well,
: : : accidents will happen! Don't make Throg open a can of
: : : whoopass again!!! Now, back to our regularly scheduled
: : : programming. Whoops! Damn! Sorry about that, Tipper!

: : : Throg Has Spoken!

: : 
: : Throg,

: : Thank you from the bottom of my wee heart for the Pat Buchanan favor.

: : GnomeDome

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: Throg, me good man. 
: Would ye be so kind to let me know if among your various beams and rays ye might have somethin' that could help Dubya grow a chin? 
: Just askin', 
: Red


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