Posted by Red-Haired Lass on September 08, 2000 at 14:56:54:
Well, it's been two weeks since we had a true Happy Hour and it seems this week ye all are in need of one! Seems several people in Mohicanland have been havin' some verra poor days lately, so Mrs. O'Reilly and I are throwin' caution to the wind and tappin'a keg of fine Irish ale and offerin' shots of Jameson's for FREE for the next two hours! After that, ye'll have to pay, but hopefully, ye won't care! We've decked ourselves in some new Wench gowns from Highland Habiliments, and set up a complete evenin' of entertainment, includin' more belly dancin', Huron karaoke, strip darts, an' a highland fling contest! (Doc M., we mean the dance, not flingin' our nice gents out the window as ye did to Dweebie the last time...)
so let yer hair down and head to Bumppo's...we've got some new lads comin' over as well, includin' a nice British chap what might be able to cheer up that poor sullen red-haired officer...
and for eatin' purposes, we've got some lovely squirrel fondue an'elk stew, and for ye vegetarian types cheese sticks. An' we've got a special section of sawed off furniture just for the little people, on the condition I don't find no more Luve Buttere 'n thongs in me coffee water...
yours in hooo haaaa, Red