Posted by Vince on September 07, 2000 at 13:50:55:
In Reply to: Christina is having a feel-like-dirt day... posted by Christina on September 07, 2000 at 09:43:10:
: Okay, you all were so good at helping Adele through her bad day...it's time to lob some humor at another Mohicanlander! Christina has only been at work for two hours and her self-esteem has been pounded into gravel. She's been doing this for 10 years and some folks are treating her like a kindergartner and others are simply ignoring her! Christina needs humor...lots of it now...or there might be bloodshed, and we wouldn't want that now would we?
: (pllleeeaazzzz cheer me up...pweeezzz?)
Hi! My wife came across this many years ago in one of our first bulletin board postings. For some silly reason I kept it on my computer & now will share with you all. Enjoy!
A helicopter pilot was flying in the Seattle area when he suddenly lost power to his navigation and communication equipment. He was flying aimlessly for a few minutes when he spotted a building in the haze. He approached the building and hastily made a sign “WHERE AM I?” displayed it from the cockpit. A person in the building saw the sign and responded with a sign “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER”. The pilot waved thank you, looked at his map and was on the ground safely in five minutes. The co-pilot thoroughly amazed asked the pilot how the sign “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER” helped him. That’s easy replied the pilot. That had to be the Microsoft building. Just like their help lines they gave me a technically correct but perfectly useless response.