Posted by Jeri on September 07, 2000 at 10:45:37:
In Reply to: Christina is having a feel-like-dirt day... posted by Christina on September 07, 2000 at 09:43:10:
: Okay, you all were so good at helping Adele through her bad day...it's time to lob some humor at another Mohicanlander! Christina has only been at work for two hours and her self-esteem has been pounded into gravel. She's been doing this for 10 years and some folks are treating her like a kindergartner and others are simply ignoring her! Christina needs humor...lots of it now...or there might be bloodshed, and we wouldn't want that now would we?
: (pllleeeaazzzz cheer me up...pweeezzz?)
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Hi Christina,
Sorry to hear that you're having a rough day. It's the pitts when those days roll around. Hope the following brightens things up for you. Enjoy!
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual furneral procession approaching the nearby cemetry. A black herse was followed by a second black herse about 50 feel behind. Behind the second herse was a solitary lady walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were over 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the lady walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose furneral is it?
The lady replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?" The lady replied, "My dog attacked and killed him.". She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?". The lady answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
..Jeri