Posted by King on September 06, 2000 at 16:43:55:
In Reply to: Re: Virtual French and Indian Wars - French Perspective- TO dOC m posted by TOWNE CRIER WHO IS ON STRIKE on September 06, 2000 at 15:10:40:
: MY DEAR, HIGHLY ESTEEMED DOCTOR M.
: I AM ON STRIKE. THIS IS A QUITE SERIOUS ISSUE. SOON I SHALL MAKE THIS OFFICIAL, BY RINGING MY BELL ONE LAST TIME, RICGT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF LOTMLAND SQUARE.
: HOWEVER, YOUR SARTORIALLY SPLENDOUROUS HUMOR RE. "The Marquis de Montcalm Mon Dieu Woo Hoo! Collection" ENHANCED BY "Doctor Mary's Fall Catalog for orgasmic products from a French military perspective." MADE ME BREAK MY SILENCE BEFORE THE STORM, FOR THIS ONE INSTANT.
: iNDEED, iNDEED, AM GLAD THAT MY CAFE PRESS ORDERS DID NOT YET ARRIVE FOR MY REACTION TO YOUR POST WOULD SURELY HAVE BLOWN IT ALL TO SMITHEREENS!
: yES, ALL WHO ARE SMART WILL ORDER DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF THR AFOREMENTIONED MERCHANDISE, AND THE MERCHANDISE AFOREMENTIONED IS NOT A MAGUA LAP DANCE, BUT LOTMLAND MOUSEPAD, COFFEE MUG AND T-SHIRT.
: sEE YOU IN THE TOWNSQUARE.
: EX YE OLDE TOWNE CRIER
Uh-uh ... no ... sorry ... no strikes allowed! Really! Check the contract!