Re: Adele is having a BAAAADD day.........

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: : : : : Mohicanland resident, Adele, is having a truly rotten day.  Normally of a sunny and cheerful disposition, she is in danger of misplacing her sense of humour entirely, and metamorpha ..... metamorphis ..... metamor ..... changing (a la Dr Jeckyll) into a rather unpleasant blob of rage.  This could result into some serious maiming, butt-kicking, gnome-baiting or other outbursts of aggression, and I fear that innocent bystanders may be caught in the crossfire.  'Huggy Power' just ain't gonna stop it this time, she needs some seriously raucous laughter to cut this baby off at the pass.

: : : : : Please provide, at your earliest convenience, one chuckle-making post to cheer her up before this humour bypass becomes permanent.

: : : : : Think of her family, think of her friends.........think of her poor, poor, husband......

: : : : : Thank you

: : : : : Huggy Merchant

: : : : ________

: : : : OK, the day must be over now.....hope you are doing better!
: : : : Get the tea and hot bath and good cry out!

: : : : Jo

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: : : Excellent, Jo!  And just to make sure it stricks, Adele, I've put in the mail my favorite Big Bad Voo-Doo Daddy.   Next time you're feelin' blue, just pop it in the ol' tape player.  Works every time!  
: : : Dana S.  

: : A bad day did you say, dear Adele? Hah! You're in luck,
: : because Doc M is The Mistress of Bad Days! The kind
: : of bad day where your co-workers look at you sideways
: : with the whites of their eyes showing like frightened
: : horses...when you paste on what you think is a "pleasant"
: : expression and find people backing away slowly from
: : you...when someone pokes a chocolate bar on a stick
: : into your cubicle...when you find yourself jumping up
: : and down on your phone because it rang once too often...
: : when you check your hands for traces of dried blood because
: : you just might have killed someone...yes, kindly old
: : Doc M knows allll about bad days. Here's a quickie cure
: : that might help:

: : Whack yer hubby,
: : Mow some grass;
: : Kick a little
: : Gnomie a--!!

: : If this doesn't help, come immediately to The Mohicanland
: : Clinic for a private consultation. PS Bring silver and
: : Purloined Peach Brandy!

: : Hugs,

: : Doc M

: 
: Oh poor Huggy!  We need to cheer up Huggy!  She is such a sweet addition to this board and Gatherings.

: Now what can we do to cheer her up?  Ah!  I have it!  *grabs croquet mallet, step ladder, sets step ladder behind wicked Doc Mary who is engrossed in her virtual reality helmet, runs up ladder and swings
: mallet vigorously*  GOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!  GONNNNNNNNNGGGGG!  GONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!  *now chuckle whilst Doc Mary vibrates like a tuning fork*

: Or, here is a little ditty to help you recover your sweet nature:

: Hug your hubby
: smoke some grass
: watch Doc Mary
: wax her (shaggy) a--

: GnomeDome


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