Re: Say What? A Nature Lesson for Little Alice

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: : : : SHERIFF TWIGG! SHERIFF!  HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE?  I JUST SAW MISS MARCIA RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS WITH A BEAR BEHIND!  YE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!  

: : : : Dweebie Day-Lewis

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: : : My goodness, that sounds like Dweebie squalling something at the edge of the woods.  What's he saying?  Miss Marcia is WHAT?! Running through the wood with a BARE BEHIND?  OH MY GOODNESS!  That silly woman is in the middle of some kind of fracas again, and here I am in the woods with all these innocent little children!  Don't listen, children.  Don't listen.  We'll just sing a nice song together - here we go -  -

: : : Row, row, row your boat

: : : (A little louder - that's right - aren't we having fun???)

: : : ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT 
: : : GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM - -

: : : Oh, dear that's never going to drown him out.  I'll have to get these children home right away before they're exposed to something their parents will never forgive me for.

: : : Time to go home, children - now just all gather here in a group for a minute while I make sure we're all here - one two four seven - oh goodness, that's not right must hurry before Miss Marcia comes ripping through the trees in heaven knows what kind of condition! - threetwoonefive - that's not right eitherohgoodnessthisissoconfusing Ithink we're all herebut - -

: : : WHERE'S ALICE?  LITTLE ALICE IS MISSING!! OHDEARYMETHISTHEWORSTMESS!  Aaaa-LIIIIIIIIIICE!!

: : : Miss Gaylee

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: : Oh, Alice!  There you are, dear.  Have you been hiding in those bushes all this time?  I was so worried, sweetheart.  We're getting ready to go home now, so come along - don't daddle, honey, we must hurry.  What's that?  You found a friend?  OHMAGOD!   it's a  b-b-b-b-b.........  It's a b-b-b-b-b-b-............  No, Alice, it's NOT a bunny!  Come here quickly just stay calm and walk on overhereto me ohmagodohmagod!  NO ALICE YOU CAN'T TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU!  Ohlordy, there goes the quivering lip -  now she's going to start crying.  STOP CRYING AND GET YOUR SILKY PIGTAILS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!  - - - oh, no, she's got that blank look in her eyes she's going to faint.  This is the end.  We're all going to die here.

: : Miss Gaylee

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: That's it.  Crazy people.  Crazy ducks.  All crazy.  Lousy mushrooms.  Sub-standard compost heap. Time to fade into the bushes. Find the duck.  (soft rustle of bushes and dry leaves)

: She Bear  


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