Re: What's the joke about loincloths? Happy Birthday to You!!

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: : : : : : : : : What about loincloths? I'm about a week old on this board, so who wants to bring me up to date?

: : : : : : : : : What are loincloths anyway?  They can't be those legging things the Indians wore, since the loins is the lower torso, right? 

: : : : : : : : : Thanks,
: : : : : : : : : LSK

: : : : : : : : Hi Linda,

: : : : : : : : I'll try to answer your question.  The loin cloth is comprised of two square pieces of material, one worn at front and one at back and attached at the waist.  Underneath is worn the breechclout (breechcloth...help guys I've seen it written both ways), which seems to vary in width.  I'm not sure of the exact way both articles were done up at the waist....I'll defer to the experts on frontier clothing to answer the technical stuff.  

: : : : : : : : I guess the joke about loin cloths is that so many of us females go a little dippy thinking about all those studly guys running around in the film wearing little else than the loin cloths.

: : : : : : : : Now if the men in our lives really wanted to get our attention.....

: : : : : : : : ...Jeri

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: : : : : : : Pure unadulterated lust.... and how they show off those derrières... ;-)
: : : : : : : caitlin 

: : : : : : And what lovely derrieres they are! 

: : : : : : ..Jeri

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: : : : : What's the joke about loincloths?  Hmmm...depends on who's wearin' em.
: : : : : Dana S.

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: : : : Now Dana, on this site, loincloths are no joke at all.  Even the ones that are bad are like car wreaks, you just can't keep from slowing down to look.

: : : : And where's Diana?  Her loincloth radar must be down!  NS

: : : DID SOMEONE SAY LOINCLOTH? I was interrupted from mountains of presents and birthday cake by this strange hummin' in my brain which could only be mean....A LOINCLOTH DISCUSSION!!! You see, no radar problem! 

: : : Yes, on this site loincloths are no joke, indeed. They are a thing to be revered and appreciated (and critiqued, and lusted after, and fabricated, and...and...render us speechless from time to time)

: : : Loincloths, Loincloths,
: : : Can't do without!
: : : So all healthy females,
: : : Lets hear it for the breechclout!!

: : : Feeling my oats today....WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!
: : : Diana

: : "Hello?  Is this the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service?  Yes, I'd like to send a loincloth-clad stud muffin to one Diana S. in one of the Carolinas.  Oh, so you KNOW Diana S.  Good customer is she?  She *is* a thoughtful person, indeed.  Please send said loincloth-clad stud muffin right away.  No, thank YEW!"

: : Happy Birthday, Diana!  Now, pass the oats...

: : Dana S.

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: Diana's having a birthday??  Many, many happy returns, Diana!! Hope you've had a really happy birthday! :0)

: Love,
: Kate.


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