Posted by Christina on August 30, 2000 at 10:04:09:
Here’s a poem I composed a few years ago to amuse a friend who shared my mutual fascination with “Highlander,” “Rob Roy,” and all things Celtic and kilted. You could easily change the word “kilt” to “Loincloth:”
Kilts are the best male apparel for me.
I like my menfolk hangin’ free...
with kilts from lovin’ you’re never far!
Just one flip!
and there you are...