Posted by French Trader on August 22, 2000 at 16:09:27:
In Reply to: Re: [TW]Electric bladder hoisting hoo haa equipment. wallet lifting, peach brandy transportation, musket-loading, wench-winch, no-waiting! posted by GnomeDome on August 21, 2000 at 17:38:23:
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: : Doc Ma`am,
: : Oui! I am spending most of my time lately, in search of the more exotic herbs for you, but I must give you this one report. My "live" gnome catching is not going to well. I did try your idea of placing pop bottle tops full of brandy, in a line thru the forest, leading to my trap. But after hours of nothing, I went back to find your Huron boys, sitting very happily in a pile of empty pop tops. What am I to do? Oh yes, I have used most of my supply of gnome butter on my poison ivy rash!
: : Scratching as he walks,
: : French Trader
: Gnome butter? Gnome butter you say? I hope that poison ivy rash of yours spreads all over your french roll, froggie.
: And leave it to the witless French to bring brandy for gnome catching. Have I not said it time and again - Tay-Kee-LA! I saw your pathetic french brandy in those caps...saw Doc's brainless Huron too. If they got THAT skunked with your watery brandy then they GOTTA be cheap dates. Course, cheap and Doc M kinda go hand in hand as phrases ya know?
: GnomeDome
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You little wormy gnome. I would have darn well used tequila in the pop tops but you would have to drink something I can`t spell. And I`m glad I didn`t because lord knows what IT would have done to those Huron.
French Trader.