Posted by French Trader on August 21, 2000 at 17:22:31:
In Reply to: Re: [TW]Electric bladder hoisting hoo haa equipment. wallet lifting, peach brandy transportation, musket-loading, wench-winch, no-waiting! posted by Doc M on August 21, 2000 at 15:47:14:
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: : : Cher Lucie,
: : : I would have replied earlier, but I find myself so astonished
: : : that you are not in your usual prone position with one of
: : : those little coin changer thingies on a belt around your
: : : waist that I had to sit and fan myself for a bit. As a
: : : matter of fact, Doc M has not done any trading with these
: : : oriental gentlemen. ALL of her needs are met by her
: : : cutie-pie French Trader who is even as we speak hacking
: : : his way through the untrammeled wilderness, searching
: : : for some of the more exotic items needed by Doc M for
: : : her fall line of products. NO bladder control products
: : : are necessary, except for those rare times when Doc M
: : : cackles herself silly over the effrontery of certain
: : : strumpetous personalities who poke at kindly old Doc M
: : : at their peril. *snort! snort!*
: : : Doc M
: :
: : I have it from a semi-reputable source (my marbles for brains cousin - Gadget Girl) that there are various personages in this community in need of various contrivances for carrying out their daily compulsory contributions to said society. Please feel free to contact me regarding any invention, contraption, gizmo, thingy-ma-bob, jigger-ma-who-sit, or other means of raisn'up stuff that you may be needing. For it is indeed my specialty to formulate or hatch-up any device which boosts, elevates, heaves, rears-up, or upholds persons, body parts, or....ahem....you know!
: : Dr. Nathang L. Po
:
: Ooooo! You're talking my language, big guy! Would you
: anything in stock along the lines of equipment for
: the amateur gnome taxidermist? Christmas is coming,
: and I've had a lot of requests for the wee fellows
: as candle holders and cunning table decorations.
: The French Trader has attempted to find this among
: the various Iroquois villages, but with him it's
: beads, beads, beads, and MORE beads! Doc M has beads
: coming out of her...her...asafetida!
: Do give me a ringie-dingie and we'll have a chaw and
: a talk!
: Doc M
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Doc Ma`am,
Oui! I am spending most of my time lately, in search of the more exotic herbs for you, but I must give you this one report. My "live" gnome catching is not going to well. I did try your idea of placing pop bottle tops full of brandy, in a line thru the forest, leading to my trap. But after hours of nothing, I went back to find your Huron boys, sitting very happily in a pile of empty pop tops. What am I to do? Oh yes, I have used most of my supply of gnome butter on my poison ivy rash!
Scratching as he walks,
French Trader