Posted by Yengeese Strumpet on August 17, 2000 at 13:46:27:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by Lady Ann on August 17, 2000 at 09:54:52:
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: : *waving hand in air* .......... yes, Dana, managed to stagger home to the House of Hoo-Haa last night, but although I am accounted for.......an item of apparel is.........er..........unaccounted for. My backless-strapless-highleg-lowcut-underwired foundation garment (a present from Gadget Girl) is missing!
: : OK, now who is the culprit? Own up? I have already ruled out the Turkish Trader (he was busy with Mlle Eclair) and Dweebie Day-Lewis (couldn't possibly have coped with the hooks and eyes) so.............guilty party, front and centre.
: : Lucie, Yengeese Strumpet
: My dear Madame Strumpet:
: In the likely event that your favored unmentionable is not returned (and what red-blooded Mohican lad would return such a prize?), do drop by my newly-opened "Highland Habiliment", a house of fine couture featuring haberdashery for the discerning Huron, titillating toggery for Tarts, and fashionable attire for any event Mohicanland has to offer. I am certain that "HH" can duplicate your above-mentioned garment; you may even wish to enhance it with certain recently patented improvements, which include quick release front, back and bottom mechanisms (can be modified to allow operation by either wearer, client or both); harness attachment for additional uplift, and CraZeeLok (tm), designed to prolong those intimate moments (when you need the extra cash).
: Be sure to tell your friends...and otherwise...to drop by the shop...this week only we are having a special on our Hawkeye ensembles, which include shirt, leggigs and loincloth, all made from DoeShrink...our imported leather guaranteed to "fit to size"...offering the most intimate display of the male physique available outside of the House of Hoo-Haa or anywhere in the vicinity of Doc Mary. Do hurry, as this special has been particularly popular with the local delivery services.
: Lady Ann
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My dear Madam (Madam as in the English expression of courtesy, not the US expression of.......well, you know.....)
You are truly a lady of elegance and class to make such a generous offer to a working girl such as myself. I am most interested in several items you have mentioned and think that you may find a new customer in Doc Mary - I am sure that any 'harness attachment' you have for sale would swiftly find a place in her clinic. Dweebie may be interested in anyhing which provides........er........uplift.
Might I suggest a full page ad in The Courier, or if you wish to REALLY get everyone's attention - how about a post on the door of Bumppo's Tavern? Everyone goes thru there sooner or later.
Anyway, my compliments to you Madam, and best wishes for the prosperity of your new establishment.
YS