Posted by THE Publicant on August 16, 2000 at 13:55:29:
In Reply to: Re: Woohoo!GuessWho -The Publicant posted by Dana S. on August 16, 2000 at 13:27:26:
: : : : Guess who...?
: : : : Thought this might inspire a MohicanLand Calendar drawing or two. You guys can DO this!
: : : : Here's the link to the instructions for submitting drawings for the Calendar. Please note the REVISED list of characters.:)
: : : : Dana S.
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: : : What...I don't deserve to be mentioned every OTHER name???
: : : What am I -- chopped gnomeliver??? *snort! snort!*
: : : Doc M
: : My Dear Everyone
: : I am none too pleased to see my lofty person and public office, which is that of the TAX COLLECTOR, omitted from the Calendar!
: : If this is not remedied immediately if not sooner, I shall raise everyone's taxes by a minimum of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
: : THE PUBLICANT he to whom even the QUEEN PAYS TAXES!!!
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: I am positive I put the PublicanT on the list, but I'll go check again. Sheesh! (I can't wait until we can afford a human relations department!)
: Dana S.
Ma chere Mmle Dana S.,
My dear, forgive my work-overworked eye sight! It certainly is not easy to state at money all day long... I did miss my lofty name because I looked under The, as in THE Publicant.
To be back in your good graces, I asked Ali, The Turkish Trader, to supply me with a few French words ...
and of course I forgave his taxes for a day.
And I shall forgive yours, too, for a day.
Have a Nice Day.
The Very Well Mannered Tax Collector, Who Loves to Serve