Posted by GnomeDome on August 09, 2000 at 16:35:51:
In Reply to: Re: My baby doll's a hunka hunka posted by Doc M on August 09, 2000 at 12:26:55:
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: : : : : : : Gotta leave the board for a while, maybe all night. My sweetie's coming back from California tonight, and I gotta clean up the place, take a shower, put some flowers out, etc etc. I missed my Betty Gnome!!!! YAY!!! Now where did I put my special occasion red pointy hat? *singing My baby doll's a hunka hunka.....we're gonna do some hanky panky.....la la la*
: : : : : : : BillyGnome
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: : : : : : Good Morning Mr. Bill!
: : : : : : Well, Mr. Bill, let's just hope you didn't dust off the Barry White album (or now, dare I say it, the Telly Savalas!!!!! Adele are you ok????) to welcome Betty back!
: : : : : : Jo
: : : : : and PLEASE don't dust off the following:
: : : : : Of course, if you wanted the ultimate in disturbing “romance” music, you could always try the following song from the ‘70s, which I actually found romantic at one very disturbing point in my life . (I have since been cured...)
: : : : : Why yes, it’s “Chevy Van” by Sammy Johns:
: : : : : And like a vision she was standin’ there
: : : : : moonlight flashin’ off her hair
: : : : : she came up and took me by the hand
: : : : : we made love in my Chevy van and that’s all right with me...”
: : : : : Christina
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: : : : Hmmm. There's obviously a story there, but I'M not gonna ask!!
: : : : Now, if you wanna talk about strange places for making love, we should ask Doc Mary - she's probably just about done it all. And if we wanna ask about making love TO strange PEOPLE, we gotta ask Doc Mary's Hurons about that.
: : : : Bill R (with a little GnomeDome slipping out)
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: : : : Bill R
: : : In a wagon with flagons, in a cart with art, in a Chevy on
: : : the levee, in a Ford near a fjord, up a tree...weee! in a
: : : lake -- slaked, in a buckboard...in a buckboard...damn!
: : : What rhymes with buckboard??? Anybody??
: : : Doc M
: : How about "where afterward he snored!"
: : GnomeDome
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: Oh, you WILL die. You made poor old Doc M goober her
: half-chewed sandwich right down her capacious cleavage!
: *WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!!*
: Doc M
You mean you didn't choke? SHOOT! Curses! Foiled again.
(capacious cleavage? Or did you mean crustaceous cleavage? Specious cleavage? maliscious cleavage? permiscuous cleavage? YES! THAT must be it!)
GnomeDome