Posted by Dweebie Day-Lewis on August 07, 2000 at 17:44:28:
Dear Turkish Trader,
I understand ye trade in romantic and mystic books of all kinds, and that ye might could get yer hands on a special book I heered about when I was in Albany not too long ago. I'm not exactly sure about the title, since I think it's a book o' Indian poetry, but I understand it's sure-fire success for a man as has found his soul-mate. Please courier a copy of the "Karma Suits Ya" to the Red Haired Lass with my compliments, and I'll settle up with ye the next time ye're in town.
Dweebie Day-Lewis