Re: Had I But Known....

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: : : : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : : : Arriba!

: : : : : Doc M
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: : : : Doc, Mon ami,
: : : :   Place your order as follows;

: : : :  Smooth and creamy or crisp and crunchy.
: : : :  You should see all the neat gadgets I saw while in the big city visiting them city doctors. I think I can get the equipment needed to fill a very large order. Although I do like the little bitty tequila bottle trick. Do they remain full or do you need some help emptying them?

: : : : French Trader (He`s baaaack!)

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: : : Helloooooo Mister Frenchy.  I have a mug of good ale awaiting ye if you would care to sidle round to the House of Hoo-Haa - it has been a'mighty quiet during your absence and the YS is greatly in need of being shown a good time.  When all you have for company is the sad Sherrif (who for some reason wants the YS to sport large hooped skirts and carry a mint julep), or the not-quite-a-man-yet, Dweebie, or even worse, a gnome with a trampoline - life can become rather dull.  If it weren't for the charms of that dashing Turkish Trader - I would have moved along by now.  But now you are back......we will party, no?

: : : I will be in Bumppos, 9pm tonight sporting my best scarlet dress....which has been known to make grown men dribble!  Don't miss it!

: : : The Yengeese Strumpet
: : : (Motto: Where bees are, there is honey!)

: : Ohhh, a scarlet dress that will make grown men dribble?
: : Fine, if you want to attract drooly men. Doc M prefers
: : 'em like her martinis...dry, dry, dry! *snort! snort!*
: : FT, feel free to play pattycake with the wee, honey-
: : bedecked, sticky little missy, but remember -- where
: : you find honey, you also find a yellowjacket or two!

: : Doc M

: : Y'all don't hurt yourselves on the trampoline, y'hear?

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: Ah - good old Doc Mary, you can always rely on her to show her true colours, would they be yellow and black stripes, perchance?  Now, you seem to have a little spare time on your hands, so I suggest you head on over to your clinic.......it has been whispered in my ear.......that a certain SMALL person has developed a rather unsightly rash, as a result of trying on all manner of unusual (and quite frankly, unsightly) undergarments.  What brought about this strange compulsion to experiment with new materials, is uncertain, but I detect a little macho competition taking place.....so be warned, there could be further oubreaks.

: Yours, with extra honey!

: YS



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