Re: For Christina...

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Posted by Christina on July 12, 2000 at 10:46:09:

In Reply to: For Christina... posted by Doc M on July 12, 2000 at 08:40:49:

: ...from Doc M's latest catalog:

: EX HEXES!

: Warts! Warts! Warts! (Specify hairy or non-hairy.) All types,
: ALL areas! Also special weekly rates on weals, welts, wens,
: pocks, and pustules!!

: Extra bloodshot bulging eyeballs added upon request, fore
: or aft. (Aft is MUCH more fun!)

: Floppy flaccid flagpoles OUR SPECIALTY!

: Our summer catalog can be sent to you via courier...contact
: your nearest HPS (Huron Parcel Service). Their Motto --
: KILLER SERVICE!!

: Hug hug!

: Doc M


Thanks a million, good Doc M! I'll be contactin' those Hurons posthaste to get me one of those catalogs! Think I'll order up a heapin' helpin' of everything, especially them floppy flagpoles!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(sound of evil cackling floats through the air as Christina runs out door searching for the nearest Huron...)


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