Posted by Bill R on July 12, 2000 at 09:06:55:
In Reply to: Re: Doc M's Happy Thought For The Day posted by Adele on July 12, 2000 at 07:52:41:
: : : : : : : "I can't be a good example...I prefer to serve as a horrible
: : : : : : : warning!"
: : : : : : : Kiss! Kiss!
: : : : : : : Doc M
: : : : : : Now THERE is a saying that is perfectly apt! Whack! whack!
: : : : : : Gnome Dome
: : : : : I'm sure you'll also like the version of the Serenity Prayer
: : : : : I have on my desk at work:
: : : : : Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
: : : : : The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
: : : : : And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
: : : : : to kill today
: : : : : Because the pissed me off.
: : : : : Doc M
: : : : Oh oh. Scary thought. You and I are alike? I used to have the same one on my desk. Along with "I am an American Paratrooper. I travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, and kill them"
: : : : Of course, those were in my somewhat less sedentary, scholarly days!!
: : : : GnomeDome
: : : This is REALLY scary. Seems great minds think alike...I had the same serenity prayer on my desk at my old job. Along with a button that read "I've got a case of Scotch and a crate of Uzis...let's go to Disneyland!"
: :
: : Ah haaaa haaa. Yours has to be the best so far!!!! I near bust a gut.
: : Bill R
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: Ok, gotta join in with this one! My refrigerator (nearest thing to an office) is covered with various written thoughts and ideas - but this one is the nearest to all of yours.......
: ANTI-STRESS EXERCISE
: 1. Picture yourself near a stream.
: 2. Birds chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air.
: 3. Nothing can bother you here.
: 4. You are in total seclusion from the place called 'this world'.
: 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
: 6. The water is clear.
: 7. In fact, it is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under the water.
: 8. There now.........feeling better?
: Tee-hee
: Adele
Good one Adele. A bit mild for someone from the land of the Bloody Tower, but good one!
Bill R