Posted by Thundering Publicant on July 09, 2000 at 09:06:21:
In Reply to: Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? posted by MIss Marcia on July 09, 2000 at 08:50:30:
: : My Dear Miz Marcia!
My blood pressure has risen to dangerous heights! By refusing to cooperate with the Mighty Authority of Tax Collector, you, for sure, stand to lose all your DDL memorabilia!
I shall send in the Yejuj Mejuj to spirit them away right from under your nose!!!!!!!! Just when you are feeling the most secure, most smug, tummy-full of CoddledEggs a la Alice... by the wway, I happen to LIKE Alice, I believe she was a sensitivie and noble girl who exited this cruel world inhabited by the likes of Magua, and yes, The Publicant...
And another 'by the way' do not think that The Turkish Trader can be counted upon to whip Yejuj Mejuj's skinny hiney... the fellow is too busy juggling the Yengleese Strumpet and Huggy Merchant....
With a severely raised dark eyebrow,
I depart
(only to send in the horde in my stead!)
The Publicant
: : Miz Vita has presented herself at my doorstop, crying hysterically, babbling something about The Patriot, and your refusal to divulge its ending.
: : Her completely gone-south state has softened my usually granite heart. Hereforth I order you to make publik the ending of said Patriot, or I shall confiscate all your fuuuuddggggeeee as well as all your DDL memorabilia and tapes!!!!!
: : I must add to this that as an added incentive to insure your co-operation, I shall take away Miz PaddleTale and lock her up in a dungeon fit to house 10 Maguas, meaning your old friend Miz PaddleTale shall be history within the next 24 hours unless you deliver the goods to Miz Vita!
: : So says I, and so shall it be ordained.
: : The High and Mighty Publicant, aka Tax Collector
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: Dear H & M PubbiePerson,
: *pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!* (Me, making rude noises in your general DI-rection!) Ordained, schmordained, y'all! You can threaten, cajole, wheedle, plead & beg, an' I still won't divulge the ending of The Patriot! Miss Marcia maybe genteel & RE-fined, but she is also a lady of strong character & high principles, which she is willing to die for, if need be!
: Howsever, having said THAT, just you lay ONE finger on my fuu-uuudge or my DDL collection, and YOU'LL likely be the one meeting an early DE-mise! I'll fight you like a tiger, and Miss Marcia wants you to understand that she's no slouch with a pointy fork! *jab-jab!* You'll RUE the day you start a scuffle with me over my precious treasures!
: Now, here is Miss Marcia's considered suggestion as to finding out the ending of said movie: GO SEE IT YOUROWNSELF!!!! Suffer along like the rest of us did, Miss! No easy answers for YOU!
: *haruuuuuuumph!*
: Now it's back to my Sunday brunch, if you don't mind! I'm making my famous Coddled Eggs a la Alice today...served with the yolks staring blankly about, doncha know! Yum!
: Bye, y'all!
: Miss Marcia