Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh?

Posted by MIss Marcia on July 09, 2000 at 08:50:30:

In Reply to: Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? posted by The Publicant aka Tax Collector on July 08, 2000 at 22:34:26:

: My Dear Miz Marcia,

: Miz Vita has presented herself at my doorstop, crying hysterically, babbling something about The Patriot, and your refusal to divulge its ending.

: Her completely gone-south state has softened my usually granite heart. Hereforth I order you to make publik the ending of said Patriot, or I shall confiscate all your fuuuuddggggeeee as well as all your DDL memorabilia and tapes!!!!!

: I must add to this that as an added incentive to insure your co-operation, I shall take away Miz PaddleTale and lock her up in a dungeon fit to house 10 Maguas, meaning your old friend Miz PaddleTale shall be history within the next 24 hours unless you deliver the goods to Miz Vita!

: So says I, and so shall it be ordained.

: The High and Mighty Publicant, aka Tax Collector

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Dear H & M PubbiePerson,

*pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!* (Me, making rude noises in your general DI-rection!) Ordained, schmordained, y'all! You can threaten, cajole, wheedle, plead & beg, an' I still won't divulge the ending of The Patriot! Miss Marcia maybe genteel & RE-fined, but she is also a lady of strong character & high principles, which she is willing to die for, if need be!

Howsever, having said THAT, just you lay ONE finger on my fuu-uuudge or my DDL collection, and YOU'LL likely be the one meeting an early DE-mise! I'll fight you like a tiger, and Miss Marcia wants you to understand that she's no slouch with a pointy fork! *jab-jab!* You'll RUE the day you start a scuffle with me over my precious treasures!

Now, here is Miss Marcia's considered suggestion as to finding out the ending of said movie: GO SEE IT YOUROWNSELF!!!! Suffer along like the rest of us did, Miss! No easy answers for YOU!
*haruuuuuuumph!*

Now it's back to my Sunday brunch, if you don't mind! I'm making my famous Coddled Eggs a la Alice today...served with the yolks staring blankly about, doncha know! Yum!

Bye, y'all!
Miss Marcia

Follow Ups:

• Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Ros 18:57:14 7/09/2000 (1)
  • Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Magua! The Publicant 19:14:11 7/09/2000 (0)
• Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Thundering Publicant 09:06:21 7/09/2000 (2)
  • Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? Miss Marcia 10:49:41 7/09/2000 (1)
    • Re: Miss Marcia is not co-operating, eh? The Publicant aka Tax Collector 11:41:51 7/09/2000 (0)

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: : My Dear Miz Marcia,

: : Miz Vita has presented herself at my doorstop, crying hysterically, babbling something about The Patriot, and your refusal to divulge its ending. 

: : Her completely gone-south state has softened my usually granite heart. Hereforth I order you to make publik the ending of said Patriot, or I shall confiscate all your fuuuuddggggeeee as well as all your DDL memorabilia and tapes!!!!!

: : I must add to this that as an added incentive to insure your co-operation, I shall take away Miz PaddleTale and lock her up in a dungeon fit to house 10 Maguas, meaning your old friend Miz PaddleTale shall be history within the next 24 hours unless you deliver the goods to Miz Vita!

: : So says I, and so shall it be ordained.

: : The High and Mighty Publicant, aka Tax Collector

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Dear H & M PubbiePerson,

: *pffffffffffzzzzzzzzzzzztttt!*  (Me, making rude noises in your general DI-rection!)  Ordained, schmordained, y'all!   You can threaten, cajole, wheedle, plead & beg, an' I still won't divulge the ending of The Patriot!  Miss Marcia maybe genteel & RE-fined, but she is also a lady of strong character & high principles, which she is willing to die for, if need be!

: Howsever, having said THAT, just you lay ONE finger on my fuu-uuudge or my DDL collection, and YOU'LL likely be the one meeting an early DE-mise!  I'll fight you like a tiger, and Miss Marcia wants you to understand that she's no slouch with a pointy fork!  *jab-jab!*  You'll RUE the day you start a scuffle with me over my precious treasures!

: Now, here is Miss Marcia's considered suggestion as to finding out the ending of said movie:  GO SEE IT YOUROWNSELF!!!!  Suffer along like the rest of us did, Miss!  No easy answers for YOU!
: *haruuuuuuumph!*

: Now it's back to my Sunday brunch, if you don't mind!  I'm making my famous Coddled Eggs a la Alice today...served with the yolks staring blankly about, doncha know!  Yum!

: Bye, y'all!
: Miss Marcia


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